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Diving into trouble

By IAN YEE
alltherage@thestar.com.my

As a Manchester United fan, I would love to see Ashley Young get dropped from the Devils’ starting line-up. The way he went to the ground for that penalty in last weekend’s game against Aston Villa was an absolute disgrace.

He might think it was just an exaggerated tumble from a foul, something professional footballers are pretty much trained to do when they feel some kind of illegal contact in the penalty area, but at this stage of the season, the psychological implications of his actions could be far more wide-ranging.

This is a game where teams get a clear advantage from the psychological boost of having your fans cheering you on at home, where managers have resorted in the past to trading petty jibes to unsettle each other, where titles have been won and lost seemingly because of an uncontrolled outburst from a manager.

It’s a game where confidence is key. Every successful team must be able to survive the mental battlefield in their own heads. Just ask Arsene Wenger, who had one of his comprehensive motivational handouts (given to players before each match) leaked to the public a couple seasons back.

The confidential document – left behind at a hotel after a match which Arsenal won – had nothing to do with tactics. It was all about putting the players in the right frame of mind, and it wasn’t just the usual “go get ‘em, tiger” kind of stuff.

It had points on believing in their style of play, on staying united as a team, on learning to communicate with each other, and even on staying grounded and humble as a person off the pitch.

That’s important because these are players – young men, most of them – who train hard every day, living a life that’s completely privileged yet completely isolated at the same time. Not only do they have to discipline themselves to maintain peak physical condition, they also have to deal with the near-constant media pressure.

They go through a roller-coaster of emotions throughout a league season, so keeping them in the right frame of mind to perform is crucial.

What Young has done is put his team under even more mental pressure. People aren’t just talking about him diving. They’re calling United cheaters, calling them lucky. He is feeding the belief that this would be the worst United team to win the league if it does happen.

And to have done it once was inviting criticism. To do it in successive games is just plain irresponsible. His equally theatrical dive a week before to get QPR’s Shaun Derry sent off had already diluted the team’s achievement in moving eight-points clear of City. Now the incident against Aston Villa has managers calling for restrospective bans on players like him. United don’t need this kind of scrutiny, not from rival fans, not from the media, and especially not from referees.

Perhaps that’s the reason why Roberto Mancini has been so adamant in insisting Manchester City’s title charge is over. He can’t seriously believe that it’s over considering United will only lead by two points if they lose at the Etihad next week; but what Mancini’s doing is taking the pressure off his players.

His side is good enough to beat any team in the league, United included. Arguably the main reason why they’ve fallen behind United is because they don’t have the experience of dealing with the pressure of the title race. By ruling themselves out of the title race completely, Mancini has lifted that pressure.

Now it’s the United players that are showing signs of nerves. Wayne Rooney had a stinker against Villa, and was substituted. The whole team struggled against relegation battlers Wigan, and they struggled to break down 10-men QPR at home.

Of course, this diving thing could swing both ways. The United dressing room could be motivated to prove everyone else wrong, which is probably why Alex Ferguson has always fostered that us-against-the-world siege mentality at United – any criticism can be turned into motivation that way.

But either way, what Young did has given his manager extra work, somethine else to think about. He will have to consider whether to continue playing Young, or to take action. I personally feel he should be dropped to the bench, especially with Nani back in the fold.

Trying to keep spirits high in a team that has been fighting all season is tough enough. Having to go out and justify your player’s actions, while at the same time not compromising your integrity as a manager that detests diving, is just not the kind of headache a manager needs at this point of a season.

The controversy surrounding Young’s theatrics is also all the more worse because, well, he’s English.

Many people in English football blame foreign players for having brought in this play-acting culture, so for an Englishman like Young to have done it feels even more unforgiveable.

And there is some merit to that argument. Players like Cristiano Ronaldo and Nani often went down easily as well, but that was kind of understandable because they grew up playing in leagues where fouls would have been given for a lot of the tackles you see in the Premier League.

A player like Young, on the other hand, should know full well the kind of contact he will experience in the Premier League. It’s annoying to see him go sprawling every time he gets tackled in the box, even though he’s been tackled that way his entire life. The fact that he has won the most penalties of any player in the league over the last two seasons hasn’t been lost on the media and rival fans either.

Luckily for United, Ferguson has reached a point in his career where people often allow him the final say on things (for better or worse) – Young was fouled, he exaggerated the fall a bit, but it was still a penalty. End of story. United soldier on as usual, relatively undistracted.

With Manchester City breathing down their necks, however, it could be a different story this time around. Roberto Mancini and his men have proven worthy title contenders, and United will need everything to go their way if they’re going to finish above them.

Considering United will probably lose to City at the Etihad (Carlos Tevez and Sergio Aguero – what a partnership!), and City’s superior goal difference, United will have to win all their other fixtures to win the league.

With the referees probably on high alert in terms of awarding United penalties, and the media all too keen on highlighting United’s recent reliance on poor refereeing decisions to grind out results, perhaps it would be best to just drop Young for a few games to take the heat off.

Don’t get me wrong, he could still be a great player for United, and I do genuinely believe that he had a case for both penalties in spite of his theatrics, but the club really doesn’t need to be caught up in a diving controversy right now.

Scored!

Sweet success

Wayne Rooney says if Manchester United wins the current Premier League campaign, it would be one of the club’s greatest triumphs ever.

Even though United have won with “kids”, done the Treble, seen off Abramovich’s Roman empire, outlasted Arsene Wenger’s brilliance, and, before all that, conquered Europe in spite of the terrible tragedy of Munich 1958, Rooney still has a point – which, let’s face it, he rarely does.

For the wonderful footballer that he is, and for the excellent service he has granted Manchester United – bar that episode his agent cooked up about him leaving – Rooney is rarely one to go to if you’re looking for insightful sound bites.

On the surface, too, it seems pretty stupid to place this season up there among United’s collection of momentous achievements, especially with everyone going on and on about how we ain’t seeing a vintage United right now.

Knocked out in the group stages of the Champions League, completely outplayed in the Europa League round of 16, and not making the quarter-finals of any of the four cup competitions they took part in – that’s pretty tragic for a club of United’s stature.

Against a backdrop of such under-achievement, a Premier League trophy – which would be won with many a mediocre performance, and against equally under-performing rivals – would seem more like a consolation prize to some.

But I kinda-sorta have to agree with Rooney, taking into account what’s happened not just in this season, but the last few.

In the past, talk about United’s successes have always come with the caveat that they were big spenders. They bought success, and success bought more money; which as a United fan, I’d have to admit is rather true.

From Bryan Robson to Andy Cole to Juan Sebastian Veron (all three were British record signings), United have consistently been one of the biggest players in the transfer market over the last few decades.

Now, though, United are not just facing one club with seemingly unlimited resources, they are facing two, and possibly three if you consider Tottenham Hotspur.

They say staying on top is harder than getting there, but to get back up there having been pushed down is probably even harder.

First, Chelsea came along, and suddenly Manchester wasn’t the choice destination in England for the world’s best anymore. Michael Essien, Arjen Robben, Didier Drogba, Joe Cole, Damien Duff and John Obi Mikel were just some of the players who spurned United’s advances at the time.

When United managed to finally get back on top – thanks in no small part to Abramovich’s own tinkering – Ferguson said it was one of his greatest ever achievements.

Now we have Manchester City, whose pockets seem even more bottomless than Chelsea’s, if that even makes sense.

And this is why I’d have to agree with Rooney. League triumphs are rarely just about great goals, pretty football, star players in form or an impressive post-season highlight reel. On that end, United’s season has been an abject failure.

City, almost down to each player in the starting eleven, have been superior. Apart from Rooney and Antonio Valencia (let’s leave Paul Scholes out of this, cos City fans will just call it “desperate”), it’s hard to make a case for any United player to get in the City first XI.

But in terms of managing a club over several seasons, establishing the right culture, instilling a winning mentality, and maintaining a united dressing room, this season has been a resounding success, a culmination of the efforts of the last few years – regardless of whether United win the title or not.

In that sense, I’d have to agree with another individual who hasn’t been making much sense of late – Kenny Dalglish, who said there are things more important in a club than winning points (though a kit deal is certainly not one of them).

Since Sheikh Mansour took over City in August 2008, United have patiently and painstakingly rebuilt their squad knowing they’re not even the destination of choice in Manchester anymore.

Apart from the failed Dimitar Berbatov experiment, the rebuilding process has gone magnificently.

While City plumped for Robinho, Chelsea for Fernando Torres, and Liverpool for Andy Carroll, United sneaked bargain-buy Javier Hernández in, who has now scored more goals this season than both Torres and Carroll combined.

While City were busy trying to soothe Carlos Tévez and Edin Džeko’s egos after their respective strops, and Chelsea tried so desperately to accommodate Torres, United simply promoted Danny Welbeck from the academy, and he has fit in like a glove.

And instead of splurging on Inter Milan’s Wesley Sneijder – the Dutch pseudo-celebrity who though isn’t as much a trouble-maker as his former teammate Mario Balotelli, does have the makings of a prima donna – United gave the earnest Tom Cleverley a chance, and he was influential during United’s early season charge before he was struck with injuries.

Since Sheikh Mansour’s takeover, the average age of United’s signings has been 22, and that’s including Berbatov (27) and Michael Owen (29). The most expensive buy apart from Berbatov has been David de Gea, £18mil (though with all the “undisclosed” fees these days, it’s hard to know for sure).

Of course, there were some (inexpensive) misses along the way. Think Gabriel Obertan, Mame Biram Diouf, and… wait for it… Bébé.

It hasn’t been easy for the fans who’ve been crying out for a big name signing, and even the relatively “old” and established Ashley Young hasn’t exactly set Old Trafford alight; but looking ahead, it’s the right way to go, and if United do go on and win the league now, Alex Ferguson would be vindicated.

So City might win in the style stakes this season, with their devastating displays rightly earning players like David Silva, Yaya Toure, Vincent Kompany, Sergio Aguero and Joe Hart plenty of personal acclaim; Rooney is still right – the success of United’s planning over the past few years makes this season potentially one of their sweetest victories yet.

Scored!

Friendly rivals

They’re an odd couple, Jason McAteer and David May.

One’s skinny, the other’s chubby (don’t tell him that, though). One’s gregarious, the other’s awkward. One’s Irish, the other’s English.

And, of course, one used to play for Liverpool, the other for Manchester United.

“I don’t even like him!” said Treble-winning former United defender May.

“And I can’t stand him!” replied McAteer, the former Liverpool and Republic of Ireland midfielder.

And yet there they both were, joking around and finishing each other’s sentences (ain’t that the sweetest thing?) at Astro’s launch of their Euro 2012 Special Pass like only a couple of former Premier League rival players can.

IT'S GUY LOVE: David May and Jason McAteer seem pretty chummy these days.

Astro Supersport’s Adam C. rather graciously referred to them as Liverpool and Manchester United “legends”, even though the only thing May was famous for was hogging the Champions League trophy during the celebrations in 1999 even though he hadn’t played a single minute of that European campaign, and McAteer for being part of the infamous Spice Boys (the mention of which still irks him) and having hit Roy Keane’s elbow with his face.

(The two had a falling out after Keane’s infamous walk-out on the Republic of Ireland team at the 2002 World Cup, and Keane, as usual, took the law into his own hands during a match against McAteer’s Sunderland.)

Legends they might not be, but well-loved by their fans? Definitely.

McAteer’s “write it in your book” gesture at Keane alone would’ve made him a cult hero in many parts of England (totally worth the rearranged nose, I’m sure), and he wasn’t too bad as Stifler in American Pie either.

And May? He was part of the squad that helped win the Treble, but has more importantly been used by United fans to taunt his former Blackburn teammate Alan Shearer, who rejected the chance to join United twice.

May won more major titles in the Treble-winning season than Alan Shearer's entire career.

His song among the fans goes David May, superstar, got more medals than Shear-er. Clever, eh? The fans probably love him just for that chance to stick it to Shearer.

Anyway, R.AGE got the chance to have a little chat with the two, and here’s what they had to say about Euro 2012, racism in football, and having a good punch-up in the tunnel:

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R.AGE: So, you guys applying for the England job?
Jason McAteer: Considering I’m from Ireland, no! But then again, England do hire anybody, don’t they?

R.AGE: Well if management isn’t for you, any chance you’ll pull a Paul Scholes/Thierry Henry?
JM: I don’t think that’s in my hands. No-one has asked me back to play… That’s telling me something!
David May: You’ve seen him play recently? *shakes head*

R.AGE: This one’s for Jason – Do you and Roy Keane still have your weekly Scrabble nights?
JM: [Laughs] I’m going to let Maysie answer this one…
DM: I’ve not spoken to Roy in years.
JM: I don’t think anyone speaks to Roy…
DM: I don’t think his wife speaks to him.

R.AGE: Ooooh… David, you were known as a real prankster in the United dressing room. Does Alex Ferguson appreciate that kind of stuff?
DM: Yeah! But it wasn’t just me. There was Giggsy, Nicky Butt, Eric (Cantona, duh) – everybody had jokes. Everyone would pull pranks against each other. It was just a thing to get the team to bond. When it comes to that final crunch of a game, when the buck’s against you, you know you can rely on your mates.
JM: It’s an important part of the ingredients for a successful team. You need people like Maysie, to bring laughter to the dressing room, to bring people out of their shells.
DM: A happy dressing room…
Together: … is a good dressing room.

R.AGE: Is the game getting too serious, maybe?
JM: There’re no characters in football anymore.
DM: You stuck the nail on the head there. You don’t hear about people joking or having a laugh now cos it’s too serious.

R.AGE: Is that where this whole racism thing is coming from, people taking some light-hearted banter too seriously?
JM: It’s a terrible thing, racism, but maybe it got a bit out of hand because of the way the media portrayed it, the way it was hyped up. It just escalated.
Suarez said something in his native tongue that was misinterpreted by a player from a rival team, and the media plays on it, and Suarez gets an eight-match ban. Evra then gets abused. It’s something that could have been dealt in the two dressing rooms, between the two managers and the two players coming together and shaking hands on it.
DM: Things like this, years ago, would have been resolved in the tunnel [said with those “if-you-know-what-I-mean” eyes].

R.AGE: By “resolved”, you mean a punch-up?
DM: Yeah, maybe…
JM: It would be. [Turns to Maysie] Seems like everything’s so delicate now, isn’t it?
DM: Yup, delicate. Got to be politically correct, can’t say this, can’t say that.
JM: But where does it end? If I get called a pikey, or someone gets called “big nose”, “ginger head”… We’re all adults. (What Suarez said) wasn’t said in an aggressive, disgusting way. It was to get a reaction from another player. It just got blown out of proportion.

R.AGE: Your life must be so boring now compared to your Spice Boys years?
JM: We didn’t live a glamourous, going out all the time life. It was more of a derogotary term. We don’t find it quite as affectionate as some people think.
We were very professional. Unfortunately we were up against a very similar Man United team – similar in age, in aspirations. Unfortunately, we fell short of the task and Man United won everything, and we got the tag of Spice Boys and it was hard to shake off.
But we trained hard, prepared in the right manner, and we went out at the right time and enjoyed ourselves, but unfortunately Man United got the results and we never.

R.AGE: Did you ever envy Spice Boys?
DM: No. When we played them in 96, in the FA Cup (final), just to see them in their suits for that occasion, we didn’t need any motivating.

R.AGE: Players on social media now – “Like” or “Dislike”?
DM: I don’t understand it, why you’d want to share your day-to-day living with anyone else? It’s a nonsense. I don’t tweet, I don’t have an account or anything.
JM: We get enough abuse actually playing in football matches, from opposing fans or walking down the street. You can easily get abused. So to be active on Twitter is opening your personal life to a world of abuse. I don’t understand why any footballer would want to do that. Twitter, people have the power to write about your family, your wife, your children…

R.AGE: But doesn’t it also help bring the fans closer to the players?
JM: They get close enough every Saturday! And the problem is it brings other players into it, other clubs into it. Actually, football behind the scenes is a very private and confidential place. There’s a lot of things we talk about that we wouldn’t discuss with the outside world. We have a mutual respect for each other. Things like that shouldn’t be shared.
Twitter enables some footballers to abuse it, like Joey Barton. It’s poor, what he does on Twitter. It should be wiped out. Footballers shouldn’t be allowed on Twitter.

R.AGE: Do you still get stick from rival fans?
DM: Yes.

R.AGE: Really? Like when you’re walking down the street?
DM: Yup.
JM: I never understand that! I still don’t understand how people can walk down the street and shout at someone else when they don’t even know them!
DM: That’s the stupid thing. If you’d actually walked over to him, sat down and had a conversation with him, you would probably turn around and say – “I never thought you were like that!”
I’ve heard that so many times: “You’re alright, actually.” How on earth did you think I was? Just because I played for Manchester United, doesn’t mean I’m a horrible person. People perceive you as a totally different thing, and it’s totally wrong.

R.AGE: Who’s the player you hated the most?
JM: [Without batting an eyelid] Robbie Savage.
DM: Dennis Wise.
JM: If it wasn’t for Robbie Savage, it would’ve been Dennis Wise for me too.

R.AGE: Wow. Didn’t have to think long about that one… What’s up with those guys?
DM: (Dennis Wise) was just a horrible little nasty player that would always cause trouble.

R.AGE: Maybe he was misunderstood, you know, like he’s different when he’s off the pitch?
DM: Maybe. I’ve never met him off the pitch, so I can’t say.
JM: Pfft. I have. He’s like that as well.

R.AGE: And Savage?
JM: He’s just a d***.

R.AGE: Who’s your best friend in football?
DM: [Shrugs his shoulders] Don’t have any.
JM: [Thinks for a while] It would have to be Macca. Steve McManaman.

R.AGE: Who do you think is going to win Euro 2012?
JM: The Spanish are going to be very hard to beat. They have the momentum, the confidence, they’re World Champions. They know how to win a tournament.
DM: I think Germany. But then you also have the Dutch. It depends a lot on the draw in the second round. You get these guys picked against each other, one of them has to go out, so it’s difficult to pin-point. But Spain, Germany, Holland… You could probably pick a winner out of the three.

* You can watch all 31 Euro 2012 matches live on Astro this June even if you aren’t a Sports Pack subscriber. Just get Astro’s Euro 2012 “Special Pass” for RM50!

PRINTED! in R.AGE

Lucky Devils

We’ve seen it many times before: Alex Ferguson beaming from ear to ear while walking on to the football pitch after the final whistle of a momentous victory, applauding his players and giving them encouraging pats on the back.

Yet, after one of the most unlikely victories he will achieve in his career, Ferguson seemed determined not to smile after their 3-2 FA Cup victory over bitter rivals Manchester City.

Instead of congratulating his players, he immediately barked at them to go applaud the away end of the Etihad stadium where their fans were in absolute delirium.

Alex Ferguson looked to be in a better mood as he received the Presidential Award at the FIFA Ballon d'Or awards ceremony, but he didn't look thrilled after beating City.

It was almost as if he was trying to make a point – the fans deserve more props than you lot for almost throwing that game away.

Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but I’ve seen Ferguson celebrate results like that countless times. I’ve even seen him applauding players after drawing at home! This was clearly not one of those occasions, and his post-match comments indicated as much.

He lamented United’s “carelessness” in the second half, but secretly, he must be alarmed by the level of commitment and endeavour City’s 10 men showed compared to his 11.

United were disappointing, and lucky. This was no occasion for over-the-top celebrations any more than the 3-0 defeat to Newcastle was cause for panic.

Vincent Kompany’s sending-off was a lucky break. His two-footed lunge was reckless, but he won the ball, and there was minimal contact with Nani. Of course you could also argue that a red card was necessary to prevent tackles like that in the future where someone could actually end up getting hurt. It was a decision that really could have gone either way.

City struggled to regroup themselves in the first half after that setback. However, after the break, they responded with the kind of calm, patient and disciplined approach that Ferguson would have been proud of.

Mancini’s tactical switch to a 5-2-1-1 formation with two flying wingbacks worked brilliantly, while Ferguson was left to call on Paul Scholes and Anderson to help keep the ball and pack the midfield.

Mancini’s actions on the touchline spoke volumes too. He was urging his players to not get over-excited as City started to attack. “Don’t make a mistake at the back, and you’ll get your chances against this United side” was probably the idea.

And he was right. Add another 10 minutes to that game and City would probably have won it.

Crazy city

Mancini was moaning a couple of weeks ago about how he doesn’t have enough players, and how the club needs to spend more.

His excuses included Yaya Toure’s departure for the African Nations Cup and injuries to Samir Nasri, Mario Balotelli and – who would have thought? – Owen Hargreaves.

Yet his starting midfield (an area he’s complained constantly about) against United boasted David Silva, £25mil (RM125mil); James Milner, £26mil (RM130mil); Samir Nasri, £22mil (RM110mil); and Nigel de Jong, £18mil (RM90mil).

The most expensive United midfielder on show that day? Michael Carrick, £18mil, though his transfer fee was really £14mil (RM70mil) plus bonuses.

Roberto Mancini has been complaining about injuries and not having enough players yet again.

For a manager of a club that has spent an estimated £500mil (RM2.5bil) on players in under four years to complain like that is just disgusting.

He’s been dropping not-so-subtle hints to his club owners through the press: “This month we are losing two players. If we lose another then we will need more players.”

He could lose three players? Oh the horror!

“I think it’s better that we sell first. Maybe then we can take in other players. This is the problem,” he was quoted as saying.

Problem? That’s life, at least in the real world. There are plenty of managers who would loveto have players like Emmanuel Adebayor, Roque Santa Cruz and even Carlos Tevez sitting on the shelves waiting to either be played or sold.

“We are not United. United and Chelsea have won trophies for many years, they understand that they can play without pressure. For us, it’s different. This could be the first championship for many years and we need to do everything we can to win it.”

Everybody does everything they can to win. United and Chelsea are no different. The only difference is Mancini seems to think he is entitled to ask for more money just because he wants to win.

Old is gold

Back in the real world, managers like Ferguson and Arsene Wenger have preferred to turn to some trusted old players instead of spending a fortune in a market single-handedly inflated by Manchester City.

With Mancini seemingly intent on setting up another spending spree, who’s going to sell you a player for anything less than too much?

Wenger, too, will lose two players to the African Nations Cup, including summer signing Gervinho. But instead of shamelessly asking for more money like a spoilt brat, he’s engineered a clever loan-deal for Thierry Henry.

Thierry Henry celebrating his clinically taken goal that settled Arsenal's FA Cup third round match against Leeds United.

The French genius can definitely still play at the highest level. I recently saw him play for the New York Red Bulls during a pre-season friendly, and he was absolute class.

He wasn’t sprinting away from the last defender at will like he used to do, but he was still very effective in a deeper role, using his exceptional touch and skill to set up play for others much like his old strike partner Dennis Bergkamp used to.

Ferguson has done almost the exact same thing for United’s midfield. While Mancini hopes to pay his way out of his injury “crisis”, Ferguson has sensationally brought Scholes back to plug the gap left by Darren Fletcher’s indefinite absence, and injuries to early-season first choice midfield pairing Tom Cleverley and Anderson.

The problem with Mancini’s approach is that it leads to player unrest. So he buys someone in January to play in Toure’s position. Toure will be back after four games – what happens then?
The new player sits and sulks on the bench, has a falling out with the manager, refuses to come on as a substitute, goes AWOL in his home country and plays golf on Saturdays, before finally sealing a cut-price deal away from City, leaving Mancini to curse his luck as if he’d been done a grave injustice by a spoilt brat of a player. Sound familiar?

Racism rumbles on

A Liverpool fan was arrested for using derogatory and racist terms on Oldham player Tom Adeyemi.

This was right after the club said they wanted to hold peace talks with United to diffuse the Luis Suarez-Patrice Evra race row, after which their former player Alan Hansen wrote in his newspaper column that Ferguson and Kenny Dalglish need to issue a joint statement to draw a line under the incident. Coincidence?

If you asked me, Liverpool and Kenny Dalglish have made enough daft statements over this whole affair. Now this noble appeal for peace, of extending an olive branch to United, just reeks of a desperate attempt to gain some positive publicity.

“It is nice of them to do it through the press,” noted Ferguson. “You would have thought they would come to Manchester United first.

“I do not see why there is any need for it. But I have nothing to say about it.”

After all, this unholy mess is all Liverpool’s own doing, from Suarez’s “misunderstanding” of the cultural significance of calling a black person “negro”, to that scumbag fan who reduced Adeyemi to tears with his senseless taunts.

United’s dignified silence, on the other hand, has served them well so far, so they really have no need to make any statements.

It was Dalglish who first insisted there was no racism in English football, labelling Evra an “accuser”, and refusing to contemplate even for a second that a player whom he had only known for not more than a year could actually have made a misstep in the heat of the moment.

And then there was that whole T-shirt business, which was made all the worse with Suarez grinning like an idiot while his buddies took part in that garish show of “support”.

Dalglish is a footballing great, and Liverpool FC is a fantastic institution with a wonderful tradition. However, the blind faith they’ve shown towards Suarez will remain a huge blot on their legacy.

Manchester United

United lucky? Not a chance.

The only thing more frustrating than Manchester United’s performance against Benfica last night was the bloody commentating.

United were lucky to have drawn level? They were dominated by Benfica now, were they? Gimme a break.

United were off-colour, but they deserved their point.

The two commentators just wouldn’t let it go. Yes United were below the lofty standards they’ve set for themselves this season, but they deserved their point just as much as Benfica.

United were sluggish, careless in possession and lacking in ideas – but Benfica struggled to impose themselves on the game too. United still had over 60% of possession throughout almost the entire game, and they carved out as many presentable opportunities as Benfica.

The draw was a fair result. United were poor – understandable considering Alex Ferguson was giving several players their first competitive starts of the season AND they were playing away from home in the Champions League – but they weren’t THAT poor. Those commentators were just being such drama queens.

On a more positive note…

Ryan Giggs‘ brilliant goal against Benfica has made him the only player to have scored in 16 seasons of Champions League football.

Driving in from the right wing after a neat exchange, he fired an unstoppable shot in from outside the area.

A goal worthy of winning most games, but for the commentators, it wasn’t even good enough for a draw (sorry, I still can’t let that go…).

Back to the negative…

Guess which United player was at fault for Benfica’s opener? You guessed it – Jonny Evans.

It was a decent turn and finish from Oscar Cordozo after receiving a lobbed pass from midfield, but c’mon, Jonny – you’re a defender at one of the biggest clubs in the world. You really shouldn’t be getting skinned that easily. It looked like he didn’t have a chance in hell in that situation, and that shouldn’t be the case.

And Cordozo isn’t some sneaky, lightning quick forward. He’s a lumbering 6 ft 4 in target man that weighs 14 stone.

In fact, if you watch the replays, Evans shouldn’t have allowed Cordozo to bring the ball down so easily in the first place. He should have been on to him quicker, heading the ball away or clattering him to the ground. That’s all he’s good for anyway, right?

Sorry Jonny, you just don’t have what it takes. You’re a liability to the team, your chronic lack of pace won’t be getting any better, and it’s time for you to go.

More negativity…

Michael Carrick. What an awful player he’s become. Barely there in defense, completely without contribution in attack and utterly redundant in midfield.

He wasn’t interested in making an impact on the game at all. He was just there to play it safe, to move the ball sideways or backwards whenever possession came his way; and I mean it when I say possession CAME HIS WAY, because he couldn’t be bothered trying to win it or asking for it.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand in a United player, it’s a lack of ambition and endeavour. Time to sell him to Sunderland, if they’ll have him. At least Wes Brown and John O’Shea gave their all for the shirt.

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Credit where it’s due

Fabio Capello has been praised for giving youth a chance, while Roberto Mancini got a pat on the back for taking a gamble on a free agent. If I had not known any better, I would have thought that I had woken up to the footballing equivalent of 28 Days Later.

Just imagine, a desolated world where boring, defensive football is praised and managers force attackers to play like zombies, all while Sepp Blatter sits on a throne as the Evil Overlord of the entire universe. And there’s still no goal-line technology. Oh the horror.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t a nightmare, and it wasn’t a joke either. The headlines I was staring at on my computer screen commending Capello and Mancini, puryevors of stodgy football and an egotistical management style fuelled by the countless millions in their coffers, were real.

After calling up youngsters Phil Jones, Chris Smalling, Tom Cleverley and Danny Welbeck to the England squad for the 3-0 victory over Bulgaria, Capello was treated to a round of praise in the British press for “taking a gamble on youth”.

Capello fielded ONE new youngster in the team against Bulgaria and the press praises him for "taking a gamble on youth".

Honestly, even if Capello had handed Elton John a call-up, the average age of the England squad could not have gotten any higher than it was at the World Cup. Anyone would have been considered “youth” compared to that bunch of dinosaurs.

But more importantly, people need to realise that Capello doesn’t deserve any praise because all he did was basically leech off Alex Ferguson’s youth policy at Old Trafford. Not to mention, on closer scrutiny, the only youngster that made it to the starting XI was Chris Smalling (Theo Walcott’s the same age as Smalling, but he’s been there forever so he doesn’t count).

He has done absolutely nothing to encourage youth development in his three years with the England set-up, apart from giving Jack Wilshere a few games after South Africa – a safe gamble since his old charges had done so badly and he really had nothing to lose. Plus you’d really have to be an idiot to ignore Wilshere’s talent.

But then again, he’s also the guy that overlooked youngbloods like Theo Walcott, Gabriel Agbonlahor, Andy Carroll and Darren Bent for Emile “The Ole Donkey” Heskey. ‘Nuff said.

The truth is, Capello didn’t take any “gamble” on youth. He’s just lucky that at one of the lowest points in the history of the English national team, Ferguson has managed to develop another group of talented young Englishmen at Manchester United for him to choose from.

Capello could have either continued with that failing, ageing group he brought to South Africa, or go with the new kids Ferguson has brought up. That’s quite a no-brainer if you asked me.

The emergence of young stars like Tom Cleverley at Old Trafford has allowed Capello to inject some much-needed youth into the England national team.

In fact, the gamble was Ferguson’s, not Capello’s. While United’s rivals have mostly signed expensive foreign players (in Arsenal’s case, just foreign), Ferguson has placed his faith in this new crop of English youngsters, preparing them for battle at the very highest levels to the benefit of United, England and, more crucially, Capello.

The praise Capello received was just as ridiculous as the plaudits Mancini got, for taking a gamble on free agent Owen Hargreaves and not splurging the cash like only he knows how. It’s really hard to define what constitutes a gamble for Manchester City though, because if you asked me, any player signed at below £20mil (RM100mil) is really playing it safe for them.

Money aside, some are making Mancini out to be a saint who’s giving the erstwhile perpetually injured Hargreaves a second chance. Let’s face it, though, he only signed Hargreaves because he was a cheap, convenient cover for Yaya Toure, who would be gone for a month in January for the African Nations Cup. Also, it’s because that the club’s previous approaches for Daniele de Rossi, Fernando Gago and Mark van Bommel had failed.

They were obviously just looking for a stop-gap measure, and after realising that no big name player like de Rossi or Gago or even an older head like van Bommel would be interested in signing up for that kind of role, they turned to Hargreaves.

At least they would have known from YouTube that he was desperate to join any club (look up his “fitness videos” online. Quite hilarious).

Plus, they’re only giving Hargreaves a one-year deal where he will be paid a nominal salary and renumerated more on actual appearances on the field, so this deal could cost them close to nothing. How is that a gamble? It’s not called a gamble if you’ve got nothing to lose.

Mancini already had Gago, de Rossi and van Bommel turn him down, so Hargreaves it was.

Even if it all works out for Hargreaves and he manages to displace Toure, Nigel de Jong, Samir Nasri, David Silva, Gareth Barry and James Milner in the City midfield on a regular basis, again, Ferguson and Manchester United deserve some credit.

After providing him four years of constant medical treatment and expensive surgeries for knees that were just about as fragile as Lindsay Lohan’s sanity, Hargreaves finally overcame his injury problems.

And what does he do? He goes straight to Manchester City. Brilliant.

Ferguson had continued to put his faith in Hargreaves, surprising everyone by handing him a start once he got fit against Wolves last season, when most people were telling him to just give it up.

The club had also spent £17mil to sign him from Bayern Munich, plus millions more in wages and medical expenses, though he only ever made 27 league appearances for the club. So when Hargreaves offered to play for United for free at the end of his contract, they were well within their rights to take him up on it.

Neville: "That could be you playing down there some day..."

The club, however, advised him that it wouldn’t be in his best interests to stick around with all the youngsters coming through, which Hargreaves has admitted to be rather true.

They simply wouldn’t have been able to give him enough games for it to be constructive to his career. Do City and Mancini care as much about rehabilitating his career? I don’t think so.

Even if the Hargreaves experiment does somehow work out at City, and United’s Young Lions help England win the World Cup 2014 in Brazil, would Ferguson get any plaudits from the blue half of Manchester or the England supporters? Now that would be the footballing equivalent of What Dreams May Come.

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Predictions for the season

Balotelli's Maserati stinks as much as his attitude now, but City are still my favourites to challenge Man Utd for the trophy.

I really don’t want to write too much about Manchester City. I really don’t.

I was actually going to just do my predictions for the season, but right after my last entry on how City have been gleefully living up to their tag as the rich, noisy neighbours of English football, I read about that prank their players pulled on teammate Mario Balotelli.

Apparently, before leaving for the club’s pre-season tour in the United States, the players planted a bag of dead fish in “Mad” Mario’s £150,000 (RM735,000) Maserati sports car, which reportedly had to be written off because of the terrible, unremovable stench (this is the same car that infamously racked up £10,000/RM49,000 in parking fines).

Seriously, I don’t know how much more they can flaunt their money. That’s like me and my friends playing “My Germs” with a giant Cheesecake Factory cheesecake in front of a group of famished Rwandan orphans, and then having a food fight with it.

That's the kind of sports car stupid, rich footballers wreck as part of a prank - a 150,000 pound Maserati.

The fact that the story was “leaked” by a “source close to the club”, who told the story in quite astonishing detail – including the “revolting” sensation Balotelli had upon smelling his car, his plans for retribution, and the fact that the car was written off (er, did the source follow him to the insurers?) – screams of a desperate attempt by City to portray their dressing room as one where everybody’s chummy with each other.

Don’t be fooled. Balotelli has already thrown darts at youth team players from a balcony in one ill-fated attempt at dressing room games. After this fishy prank, he’ll be dusting off his crossbow and arrows. It won’t be pretty.

But if you asked me, the only thing standing in the way of City pushing Manchester United right to the end for the Premier League title, would be a dressing room implosion along those lines.

I think it’s more or less a given that to win the Premier League this season, you’ll only have to finish above United. They are the clear favourites, and no, that’s not my undying love for the club talking.

It’s going to be all about who pulls away from the chasing pack towards the end of the season, and whether they can rein in United. Unfortunately, Manchester City seem to be the favourites to do that, and could very well end up overtaking United too.

In Vincent Kompany, they have last season’s best central defender in the league. Nemanja Vidic got most of the plaudits, and for good reason, but for me, Kompany just edged it last season. He was, quite simply, sensational. He looked like a combination of Vidic and Rio Ferdinand at times.

In David Silva, City also have probably the best creative midfielder. The guy is pure, effortless class. The closest thing you can get to Xavi or Iniesta.

And in Carlos Tevez, they have the best striker in the league. Pair him with Sergio Aguero, and you have possibly the best strike partnership in the world.

More importantly, unlike the stuttering pack, they have started the season in fantastic form, with Aguero’s magical debut at Swansea followed by an away victory against tough cookies Bolton.

Part of that stuttering pack is Arsenal, who already look out of the title race.

Some might point to United’s 1995 “you’ll never win anything with kids” start to the season, where they lost 3-1 to Aston Villa but recovered to win the Double.

The difference is Alex Ferguson never lost hope in his young charges. Wenger just called his team “young” and “naive”.

Now I’m a huge fan of Wenger’s, but any manager who’s gone six years without a trophy while advocating football from Mars and stubbornly refusing to spend money surely can’t be calling his own players “naive”.

With the wheels coming off the wagon so early, I have a feeling Arsenal won’t even qualify for the Champions League next season.

Arsenal have lost two games, received two red cards, and are on the verge of losing two star players. No wonder he's scratching his head. And they play Manchester United next.

Taking their place in fourth spot, I believe, will be Chelsea. I know, I’m crazy, right?

I just feel that with Fernando Torres around, this Chelsea side will continue to frustrate as they have in their first two games. He seems to be playing for himself, to prove a point about his own ability. He’s been making dribbles when it would be easier to pass.

On the other hand, when the Chelsea vintage are all on the pitch – Lampard, Drogba, Terry, Anelka, even Kalou – they all play for each other. The one-touch passing becomes breath-taking, even if it only happens in spurts these days. Torres is just cramping their style.

But Roman Abramovich will, as usual, pressure the manager to play his new £50mil toy, and when it doesn’t work, he’ll fire him. It’s a ticking time-bomb, and Andre Villas-Boas has got to cut the right wire – take Torres out of the equation, show Abramovich that the Chelsea old guard can still win, and then only try to shoehorn Torres and the other youngsters in.

He shoots... and he misses! Torres has looked livelier in the first two games, but still seems to be playing for himself. AVB has a call to make to save Chelsea's season.

AVB’s been talking about bringing in a player who can play between the lines of midfield and attack like Luka Modric or Juan Mata as if it’d be the final piece of the puzzle, but I think one such player won’t make much of a difference. It’s all about the system.

So with the two bickering Manchester neighbours most likely finishing first and second, Chelsea in fourth and Arsenal completely out of the picture, my prediction for the club that will complete the top three is Liverpool.

They used to be a team that revolved around a few good players – Torres, Gerrard, Xabi Alonso – but now they are finally a formidable squad of players.

Kenny Dalglish has invested wisely in the summer, giving them a stronger squad than Chelsea, and with a much better mentality.

I think Villas-Boas’ dry, factual style with the media will be reflected in their style on the pitch, and ultimately their season – drab and uninspiring.

But Dalglish knows how to throw caution to the wind, to play with adventure, and that’s what a sleeping giant like Liverpool need – to forget about the past and play in the present.

So there you have it, my predictions for the season, for what it’s worth.

Some of them are highly unlikely, but since football predictions are a rubbish business anyway, I thought I might as well take a few long punts and hope I end up looking smart if it actually happens. All I want is for Manchester United to win anyway.

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The gloves come off

IF YOU want to know the size of the gloves that new Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has to fill, all you need to do is have his predecessor Edwin van der Sar give you a friendly pat on the back.

I was lucky enough to sit down with the recently-retired United goalkeeper last week when he was in Kuala Lumpur as part of the club’s Premier League trophy tour. After getting over just how tall he is, the next thing you would notice is how ginormous his hands are.

Edwin was here as part of Manchester United's Champions trophy tour, a good way to get fans psyched up even though the whole team can't make it for a full tour.

Edwin was here as part of Manchester United's Champions trophy tour, a good way to get fans psyched up even though the whole team can't make it for a full tour.

During the interview, there was a huge crowd of people waiting anxiously to catch a glimpse of him. “I always tell my friends that when I go to Asia, I feel like Michael Jackson!” he joked.

“I tell them about how many people are there, with the cameras and everything; and my friends say: ‘come on, be real!’,” he said, patting me on the back. (And sorry, I hate to be mean, but yesh, he shounds jusht like Goldmember from Aushtin Powersh…)

I wanted to laugh (at his joke, not the accent) but his little pat literally knocked the wind out of me. When I shook his hand earlier, it was like shaking hands with a vice.

Not sure if you can tell from his photo, but his hands are ginormous! You don't shake his hand - he shakes yours.

Not sure if you can tell from his photo, but his hands are ginormous! You don't shake his hand - he shakes yours. That's me right next to the EPL trophy, btw.

Those, of course, are the same pair of hands that helped Manchester United and Ajax Amsterdam to victory in the biggest competition in club football – the Champions League – in a stellar career that lasted two decades.

His two Champions League medals are the milestones for both ends of his career; the first one propelled him onto the global stage as a top talent, a European champion at 24; and the second secured his legacy as one of the greatest goalkeepers of his generation, overwriting a period of relative underachievement in between.

Reflecting on both milestones and on what he considers to be the best moment in his career, he said: “I came to United at a later stage. I was 34 when I signed for them, so I had a lot of great experiences already – I won the Champions League with Ajax in 1995 as a young boy.

“Then I won it again in 2008, saving the penalty from (Nicolas) Anelka. That’s definitely the most enjoyable moment for me, saving that penalty.”

Though he was surrounded by a mob of fans everywhere he went around KL, Edwin kept his cool as he always had between the sticks, joking around with the media and taking picture after picture, signing autograph after autograph.

But while he does have some regrets having not won any major honours with his national side Holland, vividly recalling the 1998 World Cup and their semi-final defeat to Brazil, Edwin is nevertheless relaxed and philosophical about retirement.

“You always think: ‘I should have moved earlier to that club’, or maybe ‘I should have played longer’ – but that’s not true.

“I could have been (signed earlier for United), but it didn’t happen some way or another. It’s well documented, but I think most people are still happy I signed for United, and it’s been a great time,” he added.

Edwin's time in United ended in defeat against Barcelona in the Champions League final, but the best moment of his career nevertheless came in a United jersey - saving that penalty from Nicolas Anelka in the 2008 final.

Edwin's time in United ended in defeat against Barcelona in the Champions League final, but the best moment of his career nevertheless came in a United jersey - saving that penalty from Nicolas Anelka in the 2008 final.

He also reflected fondly on the great players he’s been fortunate enough to play with. When asked who was the best player he’s had as a team mate, he immediately started reeling off the names – Zinedine Zidane, Frank Rijkaard, Ronald de Boer, Clarence Seedorf, Edgar Davids, Alessandro Del Piero, and giving special mention to Paolo Montero, the Uruguayan defender he played with at Juventus.

“I also played with Scholes, Giggs, Ronaldo, Rooney, Ferdinand, Vidic … There’s too many of them. If I pin-point one player and somebody else reads it, they’ll say, ‘Oh, I’m not in your team’ or something,” he said cheekily.

There’s a lifetime of memories for Edwin to look back on, but for now, he’s just looking to take a break from football.

He’s been working on his coaching badges, but he says he hasn’t joined United’s coaching staff, and neither did he have a part in scouting out de Gea as his replacement.

“I spoke to Alex Ferguson about (coaching) and I wanted a little bit of time off, so I think I’m just going to wait another year and see what the future’s going to bring,” he said.

When asked what he would like to do in the meantime, he joked: “I think I’m going to live in Malaysia!

“I’m just going to relax, do some ambassador work for United, start coaching a little bit, play some golf. I’ve played twice so far, so I still need to improve a lot.

“But I have a lot of other interests. I like tennis, I want to learn to ski, maybe get a license to drive a boat, do some charity work for United, so I’ve got loads of things.”

Despite all the distractions he’ll have, there are things about being a player that he will miss. The main thing, he says, is playing football at Old Trafford.
He said: “Walking out of Old Trafford is always a great experience. All the fans there, that’s the thing you’ll miss.”

Edwin and I... T'was a good day =D

Edwin and I... T'was a good day =D

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Expensive Englishmen

IT’S one of those things you hear so often that you just sort of accept it as truth – in this day and age, English football players cost more.

That, my friends, is how ghost stories, mysterious UFO sightings, Bigfoot and the perception of Taylor Swift as a singer came about.

As illogical and ridiculously far-fetched as the stories are, if you repeat them often enough, there will be people who wouldn’t bother to ask why and just accept it because they’ve heard a similar story from someone else.

And so it is with English players, and the completely and utterly senseless upward trend in their value.

Why are English players like Man Utd's Phil Jones so expensive?

Why are English players like Man Utd's Phil Jones so expensive?

How many times have you heard someone on the telly say in regards to some transfer rumour: “Well, he’s English so he’ll cost more”, or someone in the pub say: “Twenty million quid for Jordan Henderson? That’s alright, y’know, since he’s English”?

Now I’m no economics expert (to be honest, I can barely get my own taxes right)– and I’m just guessing here – but don’t you only pay more for products/services of better quality?

While there’s an abundance of “mini-Xavis” and “mini-Iniestas” to be poached from Barcelona using the new and improved “Arsenal method” (that’s poaching them before they turn 18, because Spanish clubs aren’t allowed to offer professional contracts to under-18s), Manchester United have nevertheless splurged a reported £20mil (RM110mil) on Phil Jones, while Liverpool paid £55mil (RM302.5mil) for Andy Carroll and Henderson.

Admittedly, Carroll’s “Because you’re worth it” pony-tail alone is worth £5mil, but what about Jones, who has played less than a season of first team football? What about their £17mil (RM93.5mil) purchase of Ashley Young, who would cost nothing when his contract expires next season?

I'm almost positive Dalglish actually paid the 35 million pounds just to own the secret to Andy Carroll's hair.

I'm almost positive Dalglish actually paid the 35 million pounds just to own the secret to Andy Carroll's hair.

And then there’s the recent failure of England’s Young “Lions” at the European Under-21 Championships, where Henderson was to be the source of midfield inspiration to match the likes of Barcelona’s Thiago Alcantara, the new Xavi.

But look how it turned out. Henderson, who has more top-flight experience than Alcantara, played like Joey Barton minus the aggression (what’s left, really?), while Alcantara was showcasing his magical abilities by scoring an outrageous 40-yard free-kick in the final to continue Spain’s domination of world football.

That’s the difference in quality the English clubs have been paying for. The English youngsters slogged and laboured throughout the tournament without producing a single win, and scoring just two goals.

The Spanish on the other hand, played with imagination and freedom, scoring six goals in the group stage alone.

I know it’s unfair to compare them to the Spanish now. After World Cup 1998, we were all saying the English should follow the French model, and look where they are now, and what trouble John Terry and Wayne Bridge got themselves into.

Vanessa Perroncel: Not the French model people were referring to.

Vanessa Perroncel: Not the French model people were referring to after World Cup 1998.

But the numbers don’t lie. Reports on Monday said Arsene Wenger bid £18mil (RM99mil) for Juan Mata, another exquisitely talented young Spaniard who I’m sure has a superb “eye” for a killer pass (Get it? Get it? Mata?), and he also has considerable top-flight experience with Valencia CF.

Worst still, Mata’s teammate Jeffren Suarez, who scored the winner in the U-21 Championships semi-finals, is merely being used as makeweight in Barcelona’s attempts to sign Cesc Fabregas and Alexis Sanchez.

The important thing to remember here is I’m not arguing about the merits of signing English players – though it didn’t hurt Arsenal one bit that Wenger had accumulated about half the French squad post-1998.

I think it’s great that Alex Ferguson and Kenny Dalglish see the importance in investing in British players, not just on moral grounds and principle, but also because they know the style of play.

But why the vast difference in value? Why would Liverpool have to pay £35mil (RM192.5mil) for Andy Carroll, who had just half a season of top flight football under him, while World Cup-winner David Villa cost £34mil (RM187mil)? Age difference is one thing, but honestly, Carroll will never be the player Villa is.

The England seniors haven't exactly bathed themselves in glory recently either.

The England seniors haven't exactly bathed themselves in glory recently either.

And I’ve always been an advocate for English players. My stance has always been that players like Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Rio Ferdinand, heck, even Ashley Cole, could make it in almost any team in the world.

But based on current trends, it’s more likely that if you bought yourself one of these over-priced footballers, they’d be more likely to end up in court over some pub brawl, fail to gel as a team, and be caught up in a seedy sex scandal involving one or more sex workers or, if you consider the wider scope of British players, sisters-in-law.

In the end, the only theory I have for this abberation of economics is that English football is where the money is, and English clubs will always have a moral obligation to sign English players – even if you are Manchester City.

So naturally, with all these clubs (which is in fact only the Big Five) scrambling for so, so few good English players, I guess it makes sense that their prices go up a bit.

So, the next time one of those loud, obnoxious, know-it-all football fans in the pub half-drunkedly yells at you, “Twenty million for Henderson is a’ight – he’s English!” you can challenge him to tell you why, and you’d at least have one (questionable) answer to his nothing.

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Rumour has it

It’s been a while since I posted anything here, and I’ve been quite eager to get back to writing, especially with all the transfers going on.

I’ve been kept busy by this leadership training thingy The Star asked some of us to do, and I’m finally graduating tomorrow (fingers crossed), after SEVEN months of seminars, workshops, talks and projects. The last project was a real killer, but thankfully, I survived.

But if there’s one thing the programme taught me, it’s that talent is incredibly important to any organisation.

The same goes with football clubs, and I’m glad my club Manchester United has been investing wisely in youth once again.

As for the other clubs, business has been slow as usual – they never get anything done until the last second.

But there have been plenty of mooted moves so far, hot off the transfer rumour mill, and here’s what I think about some of the bigger ones:

Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona

Time for Arsenal to cash in.

Time for Arsenal to cash in.

I think this move should be wrapped as as soon as possible, for Arsenal’s sake.

With his hamstrings troubles and problematic ankle, Fabregas was not his unplayable self for many games last season.

Samir Nasri, on the other hand, was much more dangerous in central midfield, but was often forced to play out of position to accomodate Fabregas and Jack Wilshere.

I say sell Fabregas, and use the money to tie Nasri down to a long-term deal, and make Nasri-Wilshere the central midfield partnership of Arsenal’s future. And don’t forget, Arsenal also have Aaron Ramsey.

More importantly, with the amount of money he’ll get, Arsene Wenger would get to invest in the positions that really need it – centreforward, left-back and left-midfield.

Alexis Sanchez to Barcelona/Manchester City

Not sure if his style suits Barcelona. 35 million pounds would be a lot of money for a player who might not fit in.

Not sure if his style suits Barcelona. 35 million pounds would be a lot of money for a player who might not fit in.

I don’t think this would be a good move for Barcelona.

Sanchez is the kind of player that holds on to the ball a lot. He’s a bit like one of those Cristiano Ronaldo showboating types – stepovers and all that.

That’s not a bad thing. He’d be brilliant for teams like Manchester City, Manchester United or Real Madrid, where their style of play relies on that kind of individual skill.

But with Barcelona, it’s all about the clockwork passing, the incessant rhythm and movement that bamboozles oppositions and creates space.

Messi might be the master of dribbling, but he only dribbles to create space for the pass or the finish, he never stands still with the ball.

Sanchez is not like that. He holds on to the ball in wide positions and his first instinct is not the next pass or where his teammates are. His instinct is to beat the defender in front of him, and then he’ll think about the pass.

Barcelona would be better off promoting a young midfielder who understands their style of play, give him some top-level experience and mould him for the future, rather than to gamble  a fortune on Sanchez.

David de Gea to Manchester United

Hasn't proved himself in those pressure cooker situations, and is a bit lightweight - could have trouble dealing with crosses and set-pieces.

Might lack the experience to deal with the pressures of playing for United in the EPL, and is a bit lightweight - could have trouble dealing with crosses and set-pieces.

He’s essentially a mini version of Edwin van der Sar, but he has so, so little experience.

No offense, but the pressures of playing for Atletico Madrid in La Liga is different compared to Manchester United in the Premier League.

I’m not convinced by de Gea yet. I would have been more comfortable with Maarten Stekelenburg, the giant Ajax keeper (apart from Manuel Neuer, of course, who I have been harping on and on about for the past year and a half).

He might not be as talented, but he has experience. He will be composed. Anyone who survived the kind of mauling Holland got from Spain in the World Cup would have learned some form of composure.

Plus, I’ve seen de Gea play before – he will have trouble dealing with crosses, set-pieces and those dreaded long throw-ins. He’s way too skinny! He might be a talented shot-stopper, but to be a goalkeeper in the Premier League, you’ll need way more than that.

Unfortunately, the deal seems done and dusted. Fingers crossed, he proves me wrong.

Luka Modric to whoever has the money

My money is on him leaving this summer, and I think United will be the best option for him.

My money is on him leaving this summer, and I think United will be the best option for him.

It would truly be a disaster for Tottenham Hotspur if he left, but I can’t see him staying for much longer.

At the moment, I think there’s a 70-30 chance he’ll leave.

I think Redknapp needs to decide whether it would be better to start a bidding war now, so he’ll have enough time to buy a top-class replacement, or to hold on to whatever slim chance there is that he’ll stay.

In terms of the destination, Manchester United should be his best option. And I’m not just saying that because I’m a United fan.

There is a void waiting to be filled there by Paul Scholes’ retirement. At Chelsea, he’ll have to compete with Frank Lampard, Florent Malouda and Yossi Benayoun for a spot in the first XI. At United, he’ll walk straight into the first team.

Chances will be even harder to come by at Barcelona, also said to be interested, and Manchester City, where David Silva already does a brilliant job in exactly the same role.

Juan Mata to Arsenal

Though he's still young, Mata has already a couple of years of first team La Liga football behind him. Brilliant player.

Though he's still young, Mata already has a couple years of first team La Liga football behind him. Brilliant player.

This will be a brilliant move for Arsenal if it happens. I can’t believe it’s taken that long for someone to make a bid for Mata.

At 18 million pounds, it will be a steal too. He’s young, he’s been a regular for the Valencia first team for several years now, and he’s extremely talented. Everything he does is pure class, much like his ex-Valencia teammate Silva.

He could solve Arsenal’s problematic left-wing position once and for all, paving the way for Andrei Arshavin to bring his moping about someplace else, and Tomas Rosicky to recapture his form elsewhere.

Stewart Downing to Liverpool

I really don’t see the point in this, especially if the reported fee of around 17 million pounds is true. If they forked out a bit more, they could be in the running for Juan Mata!

Downing is a good player – he works hard and is capable of producing the odd moment of quality, be it a good cross or a long range screamer.

But is he really the kind of player to take Liverpool forward? He’s already 26! He’s a tried and tested Premier League performer, but Liverpool don’t need just another consistent performer – they need someone who will be an instant revelation like Luis Suarez if they want to stand any chance of challenging for the trophy next season.

It would make sense if he was cheaper, as he would provide good back-up. But if Dalglish is really thinking about getting him, he should just stop to think of the supposedly alright players Liverpool have signed recently – Christian Poulsen, Milan Jovanovic, Paul Konchesky, even Joe Cole. They just don’t have what it takes for the uphill battle Liverpool have ahead of them.

Javier Pastore to Man City, Chelsea, Madrid, Barcelona…

Haven't seen much of Pastore (R), but 44 million is a LOT of money. Not worth it at that price.

Haven't seen much of Pastore (R), but 44 million is a LOT of money. Not worth it at that price.

I’m not too sure about Pastore. I’ve only seen some highlight reels and I’m not convinced (and those highlight reels usually tend to focus only on the good).

In any case, to pay 44 million pounds, the fee demamded by his current employers Palermo, for a relatively untested player is a pretty big gamble. If you believe Barcelona, you could probably get Cesc Fabregas with that kind of money and still have some change!

I mean, he must be pretty good if ALL these clubs are going after him. But 44 million?? That’s way too much. Let the transfer hype die down a little, let Palermo hold on to him for a while more, and they’ll be desperate to cash in on him in no time. Maybe then I’ll think it’s a good deal.