To the rescue

JENNIFER Lawrence’s character, Katniss Everdeen, is a hero in The Hunger Games. She protects her family and risks her neck for her friends (and sometimes even her enemies).

There is a scene in The Hunger Games in which Everdeen kneels next to a fallen comrade (who she protected in the movie) and on Tuesday, the paparazzi caught Lawrence in the same position, next to a girl lying on the grass.

Well, the difference is that it took place in front of Lawrence’s house while she was walking her dog and the girl was allegedly passed out drunk.

A paparazzo on the scene told TMZ: “Jennifer ran outside her apartment when she heard a girl scream and immediately called 911. When the EMT arrived, she stayed to make sure everything was okay. She was really scared for the girl.”

A rep from the Santa Monica Police Department also told TMZ: “The young lady who collapsed was a juvenile and was part of a group that was together,” adding that “alcohol may have played a role in the incident.”

Lawrence isn’t the only celebrity who played a hero recently. In April, Grey’s Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey saved a teenager who crashed his car outside the actor’s house.

He used a crowbar to pry open the door before pulling the teenager to safety (aww … how very McDreamy of him!) and calling for help. The teenager, Weston Masset, was then airlifted to a nearby hospital.
“I was scared for my life, I was upside down,” said Masset who only suffered a concussion and an eye injury.

In January, Columbiana star Zoe Saldana also proved that she’s not just a Hollywood diva but also a good Samaritan when she helped a lady who was involved in a car crash.

Saldana helped the bleeding lady out of her car, called emergency services and stayed by the elderly woman’s side until help arrived. And she didn’t even care that there were paparazzi around and she looked less than put together that day. Or maybe it was all a publicity stunt? No wait … she’s not Lindsay Lohan.

Anyway, while most of us would be shouting from a rooftop if a celebrity were to help us out in time of need, Laurie Penny, a British journalist living in New York City would rather have the attention turned elsewhere.

She wrote a piece titled Ryan Gosling Saved Me From a Speeding Car But There’s War In the Middle East So Everyone Calm Down which was published on Gawker a few months ago. She recalled her experience, stating:

“I had just bought a nice pink wig to wear to a friend’s party. I was thinking about an article I’m writing about birth control and the importance of reproductive freedom to women’s rights, and I didn’t remember to look the right way. An actor happened to be passing and stopped me from getting run over by a car. I said ‘thank you.’ And that was that.

“The actor happened to be Ryan Gosling.”

The gallant rescue only cemented the fact that Gosling is a dashing hero who would risk his life to save someone else’s.

Okay, fine, he just pulled the woman to the curb before she crossed the road but that is a commendable act nevertheless.

“But as a feminist, a writer, and a gentlewoman of fortune, I refuse to be cast in any sort of boring supporting female role, even though I have occasional trouble crossing the road, and even though I did swoon the teeniest tiniest bit when I realised it was him. I think that’s lazy storytelling, and I’m sure Ryan Gosling would agree with me,” said Penny.

 

Sharm says: Why am I still here? I need to be crossing a road in NYC … so that Ryan Gosling could rescue me. And then marry me. And we’ll live happily ever after. The end.

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Cut it out!

SHARMILA NAIR alltherage@thestar.com.my

 

OKAY, this feud between Madonna and Lady Gaga is starting to get silly and downright annoying.

 

Last week, right before Madonna kicked off her MDNA world tour, a video of the performer singing a mash-up of her and Lady Gaga’s songs went viral.

 

In the video, Madonna slipped Gaga’s Born This Way chorus into her own Express Yourself, and ended it by incorporating her She’s Not Me track into the medley. Very subtle, that Madonna, at telling the world that Gaga is the copycat and not her.

 

Now, this drama started last year (that’s how old this spat is) when Lady Gaga released her Born This Way single and everyone (Madonna included) noticed how similar it sounded to the Queen of Pop’s 1989 hit Express Yourself.

 

So, it was only natural that everyone accused Gaga of copying not only Madonna’s outrageous and controversial personal style (from Madge’s earlier years) but her music as well. To be fair, Gaga has always cited Madonna as one of her biggest musical inspirations and said she grew up listening to the pop diva’s music.

 

Last year, when NME magazine asked Gaga about the two tracks, she said: “I will look you in your eyes and tell you that I am not dumb enough or moronic enough to think that you are dumb enough or moronic enough not to see that I would have stolen a melody. “If you put the songs next to each other, side by side, the only similarities are the chord progression.”

 

Meanwhile, Madonna went on US television programme 20/20 and said (about Gaga citing her as a musical inspiration): “She’s a very talented artiste. I certainly think she references me a lot in her work. And sometimes I think it’s amusing and flattering and well done. (Her songs seem to be a) statement about taking something that was in the zeitgeist, you know, 20 years ago and turning it inside out and reinterpreting it.”

 

In the same interview, Madonna, 53, said that when she first heard Born This Way on the radio, she couldn’t help but think that the song sounded very familiar. “It felt reductive,” she said.

 

There have been many instances where Lady Gaga has been cited as the one female artiste who could surpass Madonna’s influence in the music industry in this era. Gaga, who is active on social media site Twitter, is set to hit the 25 million followers mark very soon.

 

Her songs are relevant to the younger generation today and her music videos have been viewed over one billion times on YouTube.

Madonna, on the other hand, has, well, just been Madonna – changing her looks, doing yoga, and walking around town in the arms of a younger man.

 

While most of us have already moved on from the Lady Gaga-Madonna “personality/music theft” drama (it has been over a year already, for goodness sake) and have accepted the former as the quirkier and more talented younger version of the latter, it’s obvious that Her Madgesty herself hasn’t.

 

The dig in the video seemed a little personal, and quite unnecessary, actually; and even Gaga felt that way.

Mother Monster hit back at Madonna during her gig in Auckland, New Zealand, last week, telling fans: “You could never invalidate the power of Born This Way. I don’t want to be your queen, I want to be your friend.”

 

The 26-year-old also added: “I don’t even want to fight back because it’s more important to me to keep writing music. Because that’s really all I care about, the music. Things are really different than they were 25 years ago, and that’s what makes Born This Way so relevant for me. We’re socially in a different place and it’s OK, we don’t have to all slice and hate each other any more.”

 

Well said, Gaga. Now we only have to wait for Madonna to give her piece of mind….

 

Sharm says: Ugh, I can’t pick a side, I hate them both. Team Britney Spears FTW.

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Winners all the way

By SHARMILA NAIR

WE all know that the MTV Movie Awards is an event where celebrities get to let loose and go wild. Unlike the prim and proper Academy Awards, the MTV Movie Awards is all about having fun, dressing up wacky and simply enjoying the night without having to worry whether you’ll be taking home an Oscar or not.

Last weekend’s MTV Movie Awards was no different. Celebs came in their hordes, hand-in-hand with their loved ones; walking down the red carpet in their crazy outfits and giving us plenty to talk about.

Jennifer Aniston wore the tightest black leather dress known to mankind, Kristen Stewart rocked the night solo, and the boys of Magic Mike (Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey and Joe Manganiello) definitely set the stage on fire with their collective hotness.

But of course, the hottest celebrities of the night were those who took home the “Moonman” statues for their outstanding work in movies over the past year.

Movie of the year

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One

This vampire movie sucked the living daylights out of its competitors – The Hunger Games, The Help, Bridesmaids and Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part Two.

The mega blockbuster featuring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner has been a favourite at the MTV Movie Awards for years and the good thing is … there is only one movie left in the franchise, and then it’s finally out of our lives for good.

Sharm says: Seriously, I hate vampires … they suck.

Best kiss

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

The real life couple certainly did heat up the screen with their chemistry and romance in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One. They showed passion for each other during their time on screen – something people don’t get to see in real life. They’re very private, these two.

Stewart and Pattinson

Pattinson and Stewart beat Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone for Crazy, Stupid, Love, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two, Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson for The Hunger Games and Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum for The Vow.

Sharm says: I still find it hard to believe that Rob and Kristen are in a happy relationship. They always look so sour when photographed together.

Best male performance

Josh Hutcherson

He played a sharp, courageous hunter in The Hunger Games … oh, no wait, that was Jennifer Lawrence’s Katniss Everdeen. Anyway, Hutcherson’s portrayal of Peeta Mellark won him the title of Best Male Performance in a movie, beating out Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part Two), Ryan Gosling (Drive), Channing Tatum (The Vow) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (50/50).

Sharm says: There is no way Josh is a better actor than Ryan Gosling. This awards show is rigged, I tell ya!

Best female performance

Jennifer Lawrence

Of course, it was Jennifer Lawrence who took the prize home for her awesome portrayal of Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games. Girlfriend was fierce … and hot.

Lawrence proved herself a worthy winner, especially when she was up against Kristin Wiig (Bridesmaids), Emma Stone (Crazy, Stupid, Love), Emma Watson (Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part Two) and Rooney Mara (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo).

Sharm says: Notice how Kristen Stewart is not even nominated in this category? Yeah … that’s how great an actress she is.

Breakthrough performance

Shailene Woodley

OMG. This girl is super talented and it’s evident in the movie The Descendants that won her this award. Woodley has been in the industry for some time but it was this movie that cemented her status as not just an actress, but a brilliant one at that. She definitely outshined Melissa McCarthy for her role in Bridesmaids, Rooney Mara in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Liam Hemsworth in The Hunger Games and Elle Fanning in Super 8.

Woodley in The Descendants

Sharm says: Erm, why is Liam Hemsworth in this category? Wasn’t he featured for like a good three minutes only in the movie. How can that be considered ‘Breakthrough performance’?

Best cast

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part Two

Everybody loves Harry Potter and his gang of friends, so it’s really fitting that they won in this category – which they will be nominated for the very last time (*sob*). Their magical camraderie and friendship beat out those in The Hunger Games, 21 Jump Street, The Help and Bridesmaids.

Sharm says: There will never be another gang of friends (and enemies) like those formed in Hogwarts … my alma mater.

Best on-screen dirtbag

Jennifer Aniston

Rachel Green’s innocent days are over. Aniston showed that she can play a horrible, terrible and sexually charged boss in Horrible Bosses, earning her this title (which was introduced for the first time this year). Aniston’s character deemed more evil than those played by Bryce Dallas Howard in The Help, Jon Hamm in Bridesmaids, Colin Farrell in Horrible Bosses and Oliver Cooper in Project X.

Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses

Sharm says: Jennifer was really good (way too good actually) as an evil cow in this movie. She sure is a devil in disguise!

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