By SHARMILA NAIR
alltherage@thestar.com.my
Another week and a new batch of celebrity news from around the world. Celebrities really know how to stay in the limelight, don’t they?

Snooki giving baby advice?

Motherly advice
The last person the world expects to give Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton advice is Snooki … yes, that infamous tiny creature with the big hair from Jersey Shore.
The 25-year-old reality TV star told YourTango.com that Middleton should always put on make-up after giving birth … no matter how exhausted she is.

“In the beginning, right when you take your royal golden nugget home to the castle, it is the most exciting experience of your life. I couldn’t wait to wake up in the middle of the night to take care of my little prince Lorenzo. But that lasts for about a few days, then it’s like ‘I love you but OMG stop crying I’m exhausted’.

“The lack of sleep you will get used to, just do your make-up, put a tiara on (and) you’ll look beautiful as usual.”

She also said: “Be sure to sing to your baby a lot! When I sing to my booger he calms down and stares at me like he’s in love which makes me feel amazing; or he’s just trying to tell me to shut the hell up because I can’t sing. Anyway, music calms them down. I’m pretty sure you can have anyone you want over to sing to your little one… maybe a lullaby from Elton John?”

Sharm says: OMG, I will die if Kate actually responds to Snooki – thanking her for the advice.

Kanye West is unhappy … again.

Why u no happy?
Controversial rapper Kanye West is extremely heartbroken that the uncompleted music video Black Skinhead leaked online earlier this week, and was reported as “begging” websites to remove the clip.

He tweeted: “The BLKKK SKKKN HD video that leaked yesterday was not the official version. Me and Nick Knight have been working on this video for five months and for creatives it’s heart-breaking when something like this happens.

“The final version will be ready within the next week. So any website that may have the unapproved/unfinished ruff. I ask you to please take it down.

“Allow me and Nick to give the world what we’ve been losing sleep over.”

On a separate note, it was also reported that West’s baby mama Kim Kardashian is not ready to walk down the aisle with her man. Why? Because mama Kris Jenner feels that after Kardashian’s 72-day marriage drama to Kris Humpries, the family doesn’t need another disaster so soon.

Sharm says: As much as I think Kanye is a jerk, he actually is a crazy talented artist and it’s always worth the wait to enjoy his completed work.

Poor Paris, she’s still struggling.

Troubled teen

According to The Sun, Paris Jackson will be transferred to a boarding school for troubled teens following her suicide attempt a few months ago.

It also reported that the move was necessary as her mother Debbie Rowe and grandmother Katherine Jackson don’t think she made a full recovery while hospitalised, and the teenager is expected to stay at the treatment centre until the family’s current courtroom drama is over.

A source told the newspaper that the move will not happen until a security team is placed at the ranch – which specialises in depression and grief management for 12 to 18-year-old teens – to protect Paris from obsessed fans.

The patients are also shielded from the Internet and social media, something the source also claims is necessary for Paris.

Sharm says: Let’s hope that Paris doesn’t turn into the next Amanda Bynes.