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PIPPA Middleton may be the only person in the world who has a website, Facebook and Twitter accounts dedicated to her round and firm behind.

Really, she does have all three accounts – and they are (presumably) operated by impostors who cannot get enough of her gorgeous backside.
Her perfect derrière has even started a new Internet-based “religion”, simply called Pippa Middleton’s A** and I am … erm, a devout follower.

The view that captured the world

The view that captured the world

(While there is no organised mass, we just sit around on our fat bottoms all day and pray that our butts miraculously become like Pippa’s. Our prayers have yet to be answered.)
If you are wondering what the fuss is all about, you had obviously missed the perfect view as she walked behind (ahem) her sister Catherine Middleton down the aisle at Westminster Abbey last month.
While the older Middleton sister may have snagged the future king of England (Prince William, lah), it was Pippa who got all the attention at the “Royal Wedding”, in her body-hugging Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen bridesmaid’s dress that accentuated her figure.
Pippa’s behind was simply a**-tastic, and what’s more, it’s attached to a beautifully-shaped body.
Now, Pippa may just be one of those gifted girls who can eat horses for breakfast, lunch and dinner and not put on a pound of weight, but whether she is genetically predisposed to a banging hot body or not, she still works her butt off to stay in shape.

Pippa works hard to maintain this bod.

Pippa works hard to maintain this bod.

The 27-year-old Pippa is a super outdoorsy person, loves pilates and is devoted to running – one of the ways she maintains her bod.
She is active and always on the run (literally) and even completed an 80.5km duathlon last Saturday.
Pippa finished the 32.2km run and 48.3km cycling portion of the Highland Cross 2011 which took place in the Scottish highlands. She competed as part of the Affric Brats team.
Earlier this month, the sporty lass also participated in the GE Blenheim Triathlon at Blenheim Palace in Woodstock, England (where she infamously collided with a topless man at the finishing line).
All that running has made Pippa’s body look good and guess what, she is not the only personality who runs to keep in shape.
Some celebrities even participate in such events just to prove that they are capable of taking on huge challenges.
Many have participated in long-distance runs and triathlons and successfully completed them in the past, albeit with a few controversies here and there.
Jennifer Lopez raised eyebrows when she announced her preparation for the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in 2008 – just six months after giving birth to her twins.

Running does Jen's body good

Running does Jen's body good

Naysayers commented that it was too soon for a new mother to leave her babies behind and undergo a gruelling training schedule for the triathlon. But of course, Jennifer just went ahead with her plan and motivated herself to lose all that post baby weight.
Not only did she complete the course, she also shed a lot of weight in the course of training for the triathlon – which many claim she only participated in because she was jealous of Katie Holmes.
You see, Katie ran in the New York Marathon in early 2008, simply because she wanted to prove that she’s in good shape after giving birth to her daughter Suri and that she’s up for a full marathon (that’s 42km).
She finished the marathon in under six hours … or so they claim.
There is a conspiracy theory that Katie may not have completed even half the race. That is because the skeptics, also known as those who have way too much time on their hands, dissected the whole race and came up with these findings: Katie’s nipples didn’t bleed after the run (it is a known fact that some people do bleed as a result of chaffing); she didn’t wear a sports bra; her top wasn’t wet from perspiration; and finally, she was seen wearing high-heels later that night.

Katie's first marathon ended in a controversy

Katie's first marathon ended in a controversy

Well, people always love to create stories about the Cruises and due to that, Katie’s excellent performance at the marathon was sadly doubted.
Fortunately not all celebrity triathletes are scrutinised post-run. Their well-deserved victories are celebrated afterwards and their achievement motivates many to take on the challenge themselves.

Anna looks more toned now than she ever has before

Anna looks more toned now than she ever has before

Anna Kournikova proved that she’s not just another pretty tennis player when she completed the Nautica South Beach Triathlon, not once but twice. She even emerged as the champion (in the “Celebrity category) in the 2009 race.
Observers noticed that Anna was in perfect shape during the run and some even worried that the training may have cost her her famous curves.
She seemed thinner, though more toned and ripped than she had ever been.
Nevertheless, Anna said that she felt at her best during the triathlon and credits her new, firm body to running and training for triathlons. Anna has a slamming body and she’s proud of it … but still, nothing beats Pippa’s behind.
Sharm says: Okay, I am so signing up for a triathlon … after I finish this bucket of fried chicken.

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